Breakfast in bed! And I didn't even have to go to the hospital and shove a new kid out or anything, so this is a first!

Yes, that is a face. It was supposed to be a portrait of me, but from what I understand as it got going it didn't look much like me so they decided it was a clown face instead. Or maybe they're sparing my feelings because they think that I look like a clown but they don't want to tell me. Either way, it was a lovely and delicious sentiment.