I don't like vodka, and I don't care for guns, but I do like to say Kalashnikov.

Kalashnikov. Kalashnikov. Something about the way the word feels in my mouth just makes me happy.

If I had another kid, I'd name him/her Kalashnikov. Can't you just see it? "Kalashnikov, give your sister her doll!" "Kalashnikov, come unload the dishwasher!"

It works for me...