...but I can't help myself. It's stuck in my head now and I can't stop thinking about it. You may want to avert your eyes if you're not a girl, or if you're a very proper girl, even.

It's not that I'm squeamish, I'm just really stuck on the particulars. How EXACTLY did she do this. I mean, I've accidentally "dyed" plently of things this way, but nothing quite this large. Also, what possessed her to do this?

Just in case you're wondering, all of my tie dyes are pure-dee FAKE!!!!!