I would pay $168 for you to take your stupid jeans with the poetry inside the pocket and disappear for a few years.

Do you think if you applied yourself, you could be even more of a pompous ass, or have you reached the pinnacle yet? It's hard to tell, every few years I think you've hit the top, but then something else comes along and I'm surprised at your resourcefulness.

Quote: "I'm sick of Bono - and I am Bono!" he says.

Imagine how the rest of us feel.