The abducted jogger bride-to-be was found today, her wedding day, and it turns out she just had cold feet and ran away.

[sarcasm]Didn't see THAT comin'![/sarcasm]

What was going on in this woman's head? She obviously thought the wedding was a fine idea, and had no lack for words when she was sending out the 600 invitations and choosing and outfitting the -->28!<-- attendants. But now, at the last minute she somehow finds herself lacking the necessary communication skills and has to fake her own abduction rather than just asking for some time to think about all of this? Trust me, if he's worth getting married to, he'll give you the time...if not you should just call off the whole thing and be glad you found out now.

Not only did she scare the crap out of her family and community, she pulled the police and FBI off of their REAL duties, and caused the person she supposedly loves enough to at least PLAN a wedding with to be the center of a criminal investigation while they tried to sort out whether he murdered her and stashed her body somewhere. The man was out of his mind with worry, plus the cops are dragging through his house looking for evidence, and she's on a cross-country bus cutting her hair and seemingly forgetting that anyone else in the world matters.

Unless they find a tumor the size of a grapefruit in her skull, I don't think there's anything she can say that's going to make this make sense.

I will stop now. I rarely rant here, but I just couldn't help myself on this one.