New Jen's Horde


Thursday, July 28, 2005

Just kill me now!

 
My nine year old daughter, while trying to be helpful, exclaimed this loudly to her 7 year old sisters while we were all jammed in a stall in a public restroom:
Mommy's bleeding because Daddy didn't give her any sperm this month.
I thought I had explained it all pretty well, but I guess not. In this version Daddy seems awfully selfish, don't you think? Apparently we have more work to do here...

Comments:
OH boy. You can't make that kind of stuff up.
 
That is the funniest I have read all day!
 
That's brilliant! (and that's also why I have just a cat)
 
How dare he not give you any! LOL! I hope the bathroom wasn't too full of other small children...otherwise there will be a lot of mothers explaining stuff I'm sure they aren't ready to yet!

Can you see it? A Mom who didn't want to tell her kids anything about sex having to explain all that to her kids?
 
Oh geeze. How embarassing LOL
 
that's pretty darn funny
 
WOW - and that is the stuff I can't wait to go home too... Mark my words... in a month I will challenge you for the most embarassing moment!

Classic, tru-to-form KID! I love it!
 
Holy Crap! You need to send that in to Reader's Digest and collect your $100.
 
hehe, love it.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

I actually laughed out loud at work when I read that one. Wow.

Got to you from Audra's site.
 
That is the greatest thing I have heard all month.
 
Im going to pimp im lmao so hard.... so far i only hear "Mommy Kiara wants NANA you need to feed her" in public places
 
That was hysterical. I found you trough Sheri.
 
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I just snorted water out of my nose
 
I do not think I have heard anything that funny in awhile.
 
How funny! Daddy was holding out this month, apparently. tee-hee
 
Kid's say the darndest things!
 
Yikes! Kids say the silliest things-in public at that!!!
 
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