Wednesday, September 28, 2005
I can't find my camera.
Why? Because I have children.
Don't get me wrong, I adore my children and am willing to put up with a lot to have them in my family. But, all of you out there on the fence should know that unprotected intercourse can lead to more than unplanned pregnancies and STDs. It can lead to a complete inability to keep track of your stuff. Consider yourself warned.
Don't get me wrong, I adore my children and am willing to put up with a lot to have them in my family. But, all of you out there on the fence should know that unprotected intercourse can lead to more than unplanned pregnancies and STDs. It can lead to a complete inability to keep track of your stuff. Consider yourself warned.
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Yup! The one time we "did it" without protection and we ended up with a total loss of brain power and all of our stuff!
You both see EXACTLY where I'm coming from.
Oh, and I did find the camera. It was in the box of Kleenex. Of course.
Oh, and I did find the camera. It was in the box of Kleenex. Of course.
I forgot to mention that you'll never have a clean house again.
I had to LOL at where you found the camera...of course it belongs in the box of Kleenex!
Luckly my 35mm SLR doesn't fit in the places that I wouldn't think of looking and she has been threatened if she touches it. I get her the disposables for her to use whenever she wants.
I had to LOL at where you found the camera...of course it belongs in the box of Kleenex!
Luckly my 35mm SLR doesn't fit in the places that I wouldn't think of looking and she has been threatened if she touches it. I get her the disposables for her to use whenever she wants.
When your kids are little, you won't find your stuff because they misplace it. When they get older, your kids will take your stuff as their own, & you'll never find it.
Enjoy your camera while its yours.
Enjoy your camera while its yours.
You are so right. AND it causes bad hair days and overall dishevelment. I think dishevelment is a word, but I'm not sure. It's leads to dementia.
Amelia once made me two and a half hours late for work. She hid my car keys. In the dresser. Of her dollhouse. And then forgot about it. Yikes! Good thing kids are cute...
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